Caption your farm in 30 seconds. In your voice. With your hashtags.
Tell us about the moment — a pickup, a pizza night, a first-of-season tomato — and we'll write the post. Ready to copy, paste, and publish today.
An IG-ready post in your voice. Copy/paste, publish, done.
Next Friday at the farm — wood-fired oven, our own cheese melted on top, BYOB, kids welcome. The dough proofs from noon, the oven's lit by 5, first pizzas off by 6:30. Tables fill up fast.
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Real captions. Real farms.
Farms on Farmhand are already cutting their caption time from 20 minutes to 30 seconds — without losing the voice their members know.
Three steps. No staring at a blinking cursor.
Tell us about the moment
Pizza night. Fresh tomatoes. A new calf in the field. Whatever you're posting about — type it in one line.
We write the caption
Your farm's voice. Your location hashtags. Sensory texture, not stock phrases. No AI tells — we banned the giveaways.
Copy, paste, post
Done in 30 seconds. Before the lunch rush, between deliveries, while the kettle's on.
Questions from farms posting right now
Do I need to be on Farmhand to use this?
Available with the Farmhand website product. If you don't have a Farmhand site yet, that's fine — submit the form and we'll walk through both. Most farms are live within 2 weeks.
Will it sound like AI?
No. We banned the giveaway phrases. The captions reference your real moment by name, lean on sensory texture, and use hashtags tied to your state and farm type — not generic.
Can I tweak the caption before posting?
Of course. It's a starting point. Copy, paste, edit, post.
Does it work for dairy, livestock, flowers, not just produce?
Yes — pick your farm type on the form and the voice shifts. Dairy gets dairy hashtags, never #csa. Same for livestock and flowers.
What does it cost?
Included with the Farmhand website product. Most CSA farms pay $80–$200/mo total. Ari will walk through pricing when we reach out.
Farmhand Captions is just the start.
When you join Farmhand, you get the whole stack — fulfillment, sales + marketing, and 7-day human support. All built for direct-to-consumer farms.
Fulfillment
- Subscription management + auto-billing
- Optimized delivery routing
- Pick/pack tools, labels, sign-out sheets
- Proof-of-delivery photos
- Damaged-produce credits, handled by Farmhand
Sales & Marketing
- Email + SMS campaign builder
- Reply-to-buy flash sales
- E-commerce: retail + wholesale + pre-orders
- Branded farm website (multi-page + blog on Pro)
- Done-for-you marketing services (Pro)
Customer Support
- 7-day human support team (chat, email, SMS)
- Centralized member inbox
- Automated billing alerts + reminders
- Failed-payment retries + recovery
- Member self-serve dashboard
Most farms pay $80–$200/mo total — many save money by dropping the separate tools they used to pay for. See full pricing →
Stop typing. Start posting.
Farmhand Captions is rolling out to a select group of farms this season. Tell us about yours — we'll reach out within 48 hours.
Try it now →